It's true. The amazing non-talent poesuer of screen and, well... screen, Steven Seagal is selling soaps and essential oils, body rubs and lotions, all natural energy drinks (oh, and CDs) emblazoned with the quality name of that guy you think of immediately when searching online for soaps, essential oils, natural energy drinks, and of course CDs.

I thought this was a joke when I heard a radio segment recently from a Portland, OR radio station about the new age movement being a government conspiracy to make disgruntled hippies docile through the promotion of the healing arts and meditation rather than having them rise up in protest against the government. As an example of this, she cites Seagal's commercialism in selling soaps and essential oils to the new agey masses. The radio segment, Daria's Local Entertainment Guide, is very humorous and worth checking out if you have a few minutes to listen to it: krsk.radiotown.com/podcasts...%2028.mp3