>>New agers Suck << New suckers age

I always liked getting my Quantum fulfillment on

I know what you're thinking, solar -- so stop it RIGHT NOW.

thats a great one

I understand you can supercharge your lower chakra by sticking a crystal up your ass.

" SUCKY"

"White guys and girls with dreads and exotic names like "Shanti" "


Should be strapped to a chair, and electrodes placed on their genitals

Some of the words listed it's ridiculous to hate. Chakra, Kabbalah, namaste, etc... these are ancient terms from long traditions. Just because the west has recently discovered them and their meaning does not make them New Age. I am not one to use them often myself, mind you, but I definitely am glad that some in the West are looking beyond the stale Judeo-Christian traditions that have been pounded into our culture over generations, becoming more feeble and meaningless over time. Goddess? I prefer not to think of deities much at all, but if someone wants to think of a greater power as female, more power to him/her.

That said, I would be glad to see an end to the destruction of English by the abuse of nouns made into verbs. For example, can we no longer DIALOG, and instead, have a dialog, a discussion or talk? Also, words like "orientate". It's ORIENT, you ORIENT someone, not orientate them! And how about misuse of "myself"? "Jerry and myself went to the store." It's "Jerry and I went to the store." Does anyone say "Myself went to the store?" And another thing that bothers me: Q "How are you?" A "I'm good." You aren't (necessarily) GOOD, you're WELL. Good is an adjective. To say you're good means that you are a good person, not that you are in a good state.

So anyway, my point is, don't be so judgmental of people who are searching or who have found what works for them, but for Pete's sake, use your words correctly!

Oh, and "stricken" and "language".